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Old Sep 03, 2006, 05:22 AM // 05:22   #3701
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because then it wouldn't be cheese.

Why do people love chocolate turtles so much?
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Old Sep 03, 2006, 05:24 AM // 05:24   #3702
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Because people like turtles and people like chocolate

Why do people have to be so stupid all the time?
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Old Sep 03, 2006, 05:26 AM // 05:26   #3703
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Because they evolved from monkeys.

Why did people evolve from monkeys?
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Old Sep 03, 2006, 05:31 AM // 05:31   #3704
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because the monkeys didn't want them.

why are monkeys so arrogant?
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Old Sep 03, 2006, 05:32 AM // 05:32   #3705
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bcs they are n00b

what are we obsessed with monkey poo?
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Old Sep 03, 2006, 05:33 AM // 05:33   #3706
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No, no we aren't

Why would Chilly think we're obsessed with monkey poo?
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Old Sep 03, 2006, 05:35 AM // 05:35   #3707
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cause he thinks everyone else is like him.

why is Chilly obsessed with monkey poo?
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Old Sep 03, 2006, 05:36 AM // 05:36   #3708
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Because monkeys are obsessed with their own poo.

How did Chilly become a monkey?
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Old Sep 03, 2006, 05:38 AM // 05:38   #3709
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by performing a secret ritual on the night of a fullmoon.

where did he learn that ritual from?
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Old Sep 03, 2006, 05:40 AM // 05:40   #3710
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A ritualist.

Where did he find a ritualist?
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Old Sep 03, 2006, 05:43 AM // 05:43   #3711
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by azn hax

why am i so popular? *blushes*
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Old Sep 03, 2006, 05:45 AM // 05:45   #3712
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cause you deliver the freshest penguin available.

where do you farm these penguins?
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Old Sep 03, 2006, 05:45 AM // 05:45   #3713
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His igloo (they just seem to turn up)

Why do they just turn up?
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Old Sep 03, 2006, 05:46 AM // 05:46   #3714
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witmans folly

dont tell anyone else please?
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Old Sep 03, 2006, 05:49 AM // 05:49   #3715
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i know that's just a fake location you've given as a decoy.

why would anyone name any place "witman's folly"?
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Old Sep 03, 2006, 06:04 AM // 06:04   #3716
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bcs they like penguins

why do we like titles?
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Old Sep 03, 2006, 06:09 AM // 06:09   #3717
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because people do more for recognition than they do for money.

how much are ectos selling for atm?
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Old Sep 03, 2006, 06:24 AM // 06:24   #3718
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1 ecto for 1 ecto +00k

why does underwear cowboy when you stand up and kneel down alot?
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Old Sep 03, 2006, 06:30 AM // 06:30   #3719
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cause it was secretly designed to do that.

why bother wearing any underwear?
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Old Sep 03, 2006, 06:33 AM // 06:33   #3720
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because it keeps me slightly warmer, it covers my yum yums up from hungry eyes if my outter clothes fail to fend off peepers, its fashionable, and it protects my body from harmful elements..sorta.

polar bears are related to which butterfly?
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